Smart man + smart woman       =    romance 

   Smart man + dumb woman       =   affair    

Dumb man  + smart woman      =   marriage

Dumb man  + dumb woman       = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH 

A man will pay
$2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay
$1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future
until she gets a husband.

A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and
not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do,

but
married men are a lot more willing to die.

PRPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but
he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
and
she does.

DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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